the crepe man

crepe man: hi.
me: hi. crepe nutella, please.
cm: ok.

(minutes later)

me: wow. that's a lot of nutella. i'll be really fat when i leave paris.
cm: oh, don't worry. once a week is okay.
me: ...but this is my SECOND one this week!
cm: OH.. (scrapes off the nutella from my crepe)