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dear unnie,
one of my favorite things about paris is ... the doors!
i want to paint our door when i get back to new york. do you think our landlords won't be happy with that?
xx
sewon
p.s. how is my cactus gustav?
dear unnie,
i don't even have a license but i think i could drive one of these..
bisous bisous,
sewon
crepe man: hi.
me: hi. crepe nutella, please.
cm: ok.
(minutes later)
me: wow. that's a lot of nutella. i'll be really fat when i leave paris.
cm: oh, don't worry. once a week is okay.
me: ...but this is my SECOND one this week!
cm: OH.. (scrapes off the nutella from my crepe)

dear monsieur "guy merlin",
i hate you. you smell like pigeons.
give me my 380 euros back, you buttface! ;_;